Kickstart #887: The end of the world in 2008?

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         Wednesday February 13th, 2008: Issue #887

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 Greetings Martin!

 It's time to go wildly off topic - if Kickstart can be
 said to have a 'topic'!

 Later this year, scientists will switch on a huge
 machine that has been built deep underground in
 Switzerland. The 'Large Hadron Collider' as it is
 called is a vast 27-kilometer circumference racetrack
 for subatomic particles. The idea being to whizz these
 tiny specs of matter round and round the track at
 unimaginably high speed and then watch what happens
 when they crash into each other.

 Scientist hope that the collisions will release exotic
 energies and even smaller particles - the building
 blocks of everything.

 There are other such colliders around the world, but
 this is the biggest, the most powerful and hopes to
 find the weirdest new aspects of matter and energy.

 All well and good, but a couple of large-brained
 Russian scientists have done some math and come up
 with the thought that it is possible that one of these
 super-energetic collisions could open up a tiny hole
 in time. A kind of wormhole through time and space.

 Time travel, according to Einstein, is theoretically
 possible, but the snag is that you can't go back in
 time any earlier than when the first time machine was
 built.

 So we can't go back in time, but if the Russians are
 correct and the Large Hadron Collider does create
 wormholes in time/space, then the moment that happens
 could become 'Day One'.

 Now that's an interesting thought.

 There are scientists who doubt that time travel would
 ever be possible - Stephen Hawking is one - because of
 the potential paradox of being able to go back in time
 and killing your own grandfather. If you did that,
 you'd cease to exist, making it impossible for you to
 have gone back and committed the deed.

 Others sidestep this issue by saying that all you'd do
 would be to open up an alternative universe, so there
 would be no paradox.

 Mind bending stuff.

 As I was pondering the idea that the switching on of
 the LHC could become the earliest moment that future
 time travelers could go back to, it struck me that
 human nature being what it is, they would all want to
 go back as far as they could. And given that we don't
 end up destroying the planet in the near future, there
 is an infinite future for people to come back from.

 Does that mean that this end of the wormhole will
 instantly be filled with an infinite number of time
 travelers all trying to occupy the same space?

 The prospect of an infinite amount of matter appearing
 at a single point of space/time is far more alarming
 than the idea of visitors from the future holding
 grudges against their grandfathers. Wouldn't it create
 a black hole under Switzerland that would immediately
 eat up the whole planet?

 That makes grandfather-slaying seem a bit tame!

 Isn't science fun when you know enough to get into a
 tangle, but not enough to worry about the facts!

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 Delia and I went up to London on Monday to formally
 part company from our accountant of ten years. I was
 dreading it, but the new lady we saw last week seems
 to be so much more in tune with the way my business
 runs. She even knew what Internet marketing was
 without me having to explain it to her.

 Maybe I should get her to explain it to me!

 And best of all, she is less than five minutes away,
 whereas getting to my previous chap is a 90-minute
 journey.

 Now that I feel a lot more confident about the
 accounts and book keeping side of my business, I feel
 a big weight has lifted off my shoulders. I hadn't
 realized until now just how much of a brake my
 concerns about all that had been.

 Now it is time to move onwards and upwards!

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Offline Gold by Andrew Cavanagh – Review

 A couple of weeks ago I bought an ebook. Nothing
 unusual there, I buy them all the time.

 What was strange, and very unlike me, was that having
 bought it, I promptly forgot about it. I didn't even
 open it to read the first few pages.

 Then weirder stuff started happening.

 One of my very good friends online mentioned the book
 and asked me if I'd read it. I said no, not yet.

 Then she told me how she had already used the
 information in the book to get her accountant to do
 all her books for her for free! As I know that that is
 a couple of thousand dollars in value, my ears started
 flapping.

 But still I didn't go back and read the book. Other
 things took my attention and I forgot about it again.

 Then out of the blue, I got a phone call from an old
 friend who I haven't heard from in maybe a year.

 One of the first things he asked was if I'd read the
 book. It seemed he had, and within a week of doing so,
 he'd made more than £2000 ($4000) from putting its
 advice into action.

 Something told me that fate was trying to draw my
 attention to this book! I printed it off and took it
 to bed with me.

 But STILL I didn't get round to reading it. Until last
 night. and then I read and read until it was finished.
 Then I went back and read parts of it again.

 This morning I'm tired out and wishing I'd gone to bed
 earlier but my head is buzzing with ideas. That really
 is one powerful book!

 The book is called 'Offline Gold For Online Marketers'
 by Andrew Cavanagh. The subtitle is 'The Simple System
 for Selling Your Online Marketing Skills To Local
 Businesses'.

 My goodness, it is good stuff. Having done some of
 what is recommended myself in the past, I know that
 this works. And two friends making great money almost
 as soon as they'd put the book down is proof enough
 for me.

 In line with many of the books I've recommended
 lately, this one is low cost, but it packs a punch way
 above its price point.

 'Offline Gold for Online Marketers' is one book that
 should be in your library. But don't do what I did -
 you need to open it, read it and put it into action
 the moment you get your download. Don't waste a
 moment.

 http://www.kickstartdaily.com/offlinegold/

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         An Inspirational Thought
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 I received this list of life principles recently and
 thought it might make you smile. Needless to say, I
 don't agree with ANY of them! (Except perhaps #14.)

 1. Rome did not create a great empire by having
 meetings; they did it by killing all those who opposed
 them.

 2. If you can stay calm, while all around you is
 chaos... then you probably haven't completely
 understood the seriousness of the situation.

 3. Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done.
 Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job
 security.

 4. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into
 jet engines.

 5. Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural
 Stupidity

 6. A person who smiles in the face of adversity...
 probably has a scapegoat.

 7. Plagiarism saves time.

 8. TEAMWORK...means never having to take all the blame
 yourself.

 9. The beatings will continue until morale improves.

 10. Never underestimate the power of very stupid
 people in large groups.

 11. We waste time, so you don't have to.

 12. Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an
 incompetent slacker.

 13. INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY.

 14. Succeed in spite of management.

 15. Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment.

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        The Quote of the Day
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 Winston Churchill said,

 "The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity.
 The optimist sees the opportunity in every
 difficulty."

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     Today's Power Thought
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 How much time can a twenty-minute meeting waste?

 The following scenario is a pretty typical sequence of
 events in millions of offices the world over. It
 doesn't matter what line of business you are in, human
 nature dictates events, not you!

 A meeting is set for 11 AM.

 You get to your office at around 9:30, knowing that
 you have to be in the meeting at 11.

 You open your post, read your emails, maybe make a
 quick phone call or two and possibly read up a little
 background before the meeting. What you don't do is
 start any work because in the back of your mind you
 know that you won't have time to finish it.

 The result is that at least an hour and a half is
 frittered away.

 Then the meeting takes place. Twenty minutes. Hah!
 Who's kidding who?

 Let's get real here. How many meetings have you been
 in where the real reason for calling it has even been
 raised in twenty minutes, let alone dealt with?

 I'm going to be generous here and allow an hour - but
 we all know that the vast majority of 'quick' meetings
 drag on far longer than that.

 If you're lucky you'll be back at your desk by 12:15.

 Lunch break is in 45 minutes - are you REALLY going to
 start any work now? No, I didn't think so.

 So that quick twenty-minute meeting has in reality
 taken up the entire morning. It has wasted
 3-and-a-half hours.

 Even subtracting an hour on the assumption that the
 meeting had some value, that is still two hours and
 thirty minutes of dead time. Time that could have been
 fruitfully used for all kinds of other things.

 (And be honest, was the meeting really necessary
 anyway - in my experience, at least half of all
 meetings are held for form's sake rather than from any
 real concrete requirement.)

 And to make it worse, if ten people are involved, that
 is 25 hours of company time down the drain. Work out
 the likely cost to your company of that!

 What is the solution?

 There are a few and they are all simple.

 1. Always question whether you need to be in a meeting
 (I am assuming that you have the seniority and
 authority to do that). Much of the time the meeting
 will be perfectly well run without you.

 2. Suggest that all meetings be held no earlier than
 one hour before lunch. This will ensure that most of
 the people there are keen to get away, and will free
 up all of the morning for more productive work.

 3. If late meetings aren't possible, request an early
 time. If your office starts work at 9:30, ask for a
 9:00 start. Early meetings invariably overrun, but at
 least you will have salvaged most of the morning.

 4. If you have been asked to attend a meeting with the
 promise that it 'won't take more than half an hour',
 schedule something else for 45 minutes after the
 planned start time. That way you will have a
 legitimate excuse to bow out, and will send a message
 to the other attendees that your time is valuable.

 5. As far as it is within your power, ensure that the
 meeting has ONE critical point to cover - and cover it
 first. If you have to leave the meeting early, at
 least you will have contributed to the important
 matter.

 There are lots more things we can discuss about
 meetings - both from the point of view of attendee and
 organizer - but for now, concentrate on preventing
 your meetings from stealing time.

 It is good for your work, good for your company and
 VERY good for you.

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         Fascinating Facts
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 Here is one of those facts that when you think about
 it you have to wonder at the sanity of the person who
 did the calculation:

 The Mall of America, located in Bloomington, Minnesota
 is so big that it can hold 24,336 school buses.

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